Three Men and a River
Three men were hiking through a forest
![](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zS5XkmbULDk/UKQhoLIJzQI/AAAAAAAAT0M/mWtTgYGW7_E/s400/image001-792454.jpg)
When they came upon a large raging, violent river.
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HPuiALGRKZ4/UKQhpDketDI/AAAAAAAAT0Y/QWDu6Lp_U50/s400/image002-795959.jpg)
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
![](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yc628tUBhVo/UKQhpmrBsyI/AAAAAAAAT0k/HpQBbFVXjFE/s400/image003-798409.jpg)
'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'
Poof!!!
God gave him big arms and strong legs.
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cc9WdN8Cmww/UKQhqPQAXKI/AAAAAAAAT0w/2UG9xj5qGfU/s400/image004-700816.jpg)
And he was able to swim across in just two hours, though he almost drowned twice!
After seeing that, the second man prayed:
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QklUASxgf80/UKQhqneYeRI/AAAAAAAAT08/e_EhmO1--wk/s400/image005-702292.jpg)
'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'
Poof!!!
God gave him a kayak and strong arms and strong legs.
![](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qgxHKibZhyQ/UKQhrRk4MnI/AAAAAAAAT1I/ytdXccqkET0/s400/image006-705120.jpg)
And he was able to row across the river in about an hour, though he almost capsized once!
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-q9DfyJFNX8U/UKQhsFxAM9I/AAAAAAAAT1U/AkQyi1975hQ/s400/image007-708268.jpg)
'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'
Poof!!!
HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!
She then checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-j10lIPPY4fk/UKQhsrMySUI/AAAAAAAAT1g/9fNr5iccv4g/s400/image008-710607.jpg)
and walked across the bridge.
![](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zS5XkmbULDk/UKQhoLIJzQI/AAAAAAAAT0M/mWtTgYGW7_E/s400/image001-792454.jpg)
When they came upon a large raging, violent river.
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HPuiALGRKZ4/UKQhpDketDI/AAAAAAAAT0Y/QWDu6Lp_U50/s400/image002-795959.jpg)
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
![](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yc628tUBhVo/UKQhpmrBsyI/AAAAAAAAT0k/HpQBbFVXjFE/s400/image003-798409.jpg)
'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'
Poof!!!
God gave him big arms and strong legs.
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cc9WdN8Cmww/UKQhqPQAXKI/AAAAAAAAT0w/2UG9xj5qGfU/s400/image004-700816.jpg)
And he was able to swim across in just two hours, though he almost drowned twice!
After seeing that, the second man prayed:
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QklUASxgf80/UKQhqneYeRI/AAAAAAAAT08/e_EhmO1--wk/s400/image005-702292.jpg)
'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'
Poof!!!
God gave him a kayak and strong arms and strong legs.
![](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qgxHKibZhyQ/UKQhrRk4MnI/AAAAAAAAT1I/ytdXccqkET0/s400/image006-705120.jpg)
And he was able to row across the river in about an hour, though he almost capsized once!
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-q9DfyJFNX8U/UKQhsFxAM9I/AAAAAAAAT1U/AkQyi1975hQ/s400/image007-708268.jpg)
'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'
Poof!!!
HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!
She then checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-j10lIPPY4fk/UKQhsrMySUI/AAAAAAAAT1g/9fNr5iccv4g/s400/image008-710607.jpg)
and walked across the bridge.