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Wishing & Hoping

2019-10-06       

Two men pause their round of golf to smoke a cigar. One pulls out a matchbox while the other pulls the biggest lighter you've ever seen out of his golf bag and proceeds to light his cigar.

The other man stares, laughs and says "Holy moly, that's the biggest lighter I've ever seen! It must be a foot long! That's hysterical. Where did you get it?!"

"Well," The first man sighs. "It's a long story."

"We have hours ahead of us." Pointed out his golf companion.

"Alright, alright." Surrendered the first man.

"Thing is, I found a magic lamp while practicing the other day, and the genie gave it to me."

joke: the deaf genie

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The second man is skeptical and laughs, just to have the first man pull an old oil lamp out of his bag. Intrigued, the second man rubs it, and sure enough, a genie pops out and offers a wish.

The second man doesn't think twice: "I want a million bucks!"

The Genie nods, snaps his fingers, then disappears into a wisp of smoke. For a few minutes... nothing. Then, suddenly, a rumble in the distance.

The rumble gets louder and louder, when suddenly the skies darken and a flock of ducks flies over. There are hundreds, no thousands of them! For 10 minutes straight the sun is blocked out, and everyone is holding their ears to protect from the sound of a million ducks quacking.

Suddenly, as quickly as it started, it ended. As the sound slowly faded away, and as the last few straggling ducks flew over, the men looked around at all the carnage, duck poop everywhere, golfing gear lying scattered as other golfers ran for cover.

Astounded, the second man says "What the hell was that? I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

"Yea he's a bit hard of hearing." His friend sighs. "Did you really think I wished for a 12-inch Bic?"