denverc

Relationship status: in a relationship
I want to play with: women
Looking for: friendship
Zodiac sign: libra
Birthday: 1956-09-30
joined: 2014-07-28
When you think your life is bad, Just remember someone out there is dating your ex !!!!!!!!!
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The Bus Driver

A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you." The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her. "Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise. "Ha, ha!" he says, "I'm the man from the bus!" "Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume, "I'm the bus driver!"


I survived Hurricane Ida

Video from my hometown!!!!l
https://youtu.be/cyKZpkzD6No?t=175


Yikkeeeeessssssss Grab the beer and run!!!!!

I am outta here 😩
Tropical Storm Ida strengthened into a hurricane on Friday on its way toward the U.S. Gulf Coast and was expected to make landfall as a life-threatening Category 4 storm on Sunday, the 16th anniversary of Hurricane Katrina, forecasters said.As of 7:30 p.m. Eastern on Friday, the storm had moved away from the Isle of Youth, south of Cuba, and had made landfall in the Cuban province of Pinar Del Rio, with sustained wind speeds reaching 80 miles per hour, the center said in an advisory.Life-threatening heavy rains, floods and mudslides were expected in Jamaica, the Cayman Islands and western Cuba.The center of the storm could reach Louisiana by Sunday as a hurricane, with maximum winds of 110 m.p.h. and gusts of up to 130 m.p.h., according to the center’s tracking model.


Am I The Only One

https://youtu.be/SsqeLg9wY_I?t=85


Baby Crawfish

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A baby crawfish and its mother were walking along a ditch when the baby crawfish who had gone ahead, comes flying back down the ditch. The mother followed and asked, "What is the matter?" The baby crawfish answers, "Look that big thing right there." The mother says "Don't worry about that; it is just a cow." So they keep walking. Then the baby crawfish comes flying down again. The mother asked again, "What is the matter?" The baby says look at that thing right there. The mother says "That is just a dog; it will not hurt you," so they kept walking. Then suddenly the mother goes flying by the baby crawfish. The baby crawfish asked its mother what's wrong, and the mother said, "Run! That's a Cajun and they eat anything