~Rigs~

An Irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the Restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded "yes," so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him. The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress again nodded yes, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea also.

The third person to come into the restaurant was a Brotha from the hood on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there sweet thang, hook a brotha up with a cold glass of coke!" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's baby boy Over there?" Again the waitress nodded yes so the brotha said to hook Jesus up with a cold glass of coke.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and said," 
For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt the strength come back into his legs, got up and danced a jig out the door. 

Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed.." The Englishman felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door. Then Jesus walked towards the Brotha from the hood. The Brotha jumped up and yelled, "Slow down role player, don't touch me I'm drawin' disability!