OK GD TODAY IS 12/04, I HAVEN'T SEEN THE FIRST CHRISTMAS GOODIE NOR THE FIRST CODE. WHERE IS ALL THE GOODIES? MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE STILL LOVE THE GAMES ANYWAY❤️❤️

IF I START SHOWERING AT 11:55 PM AND I END SHOWERING AT 12:10 AM THAT COUNTS FOR TODAY AND TOMORROW?

you don't need a parachute to go skydiving ... you need a parachute to go skydiving twice!

The other day a DEA officer stopped by the farm and said he was going to look around to see if we were growing illegal drugs. I said "ok but don't go in that field over there". He starting yelling at me and shoved his badge in my face saying, "you see this badge, it means I can go where I want, when I want with no questions asked. Do you understand me". I nodded and apologized and picked up my tools and went back to work. A short while later I heard the officer screaming and looked up to see my big old mean bull chasing him across the field. The bull was clearing gaining on him with every step and would run him down before he reached safety. The DEA officer was terrified. I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled, "Your badge, show him your BADGE.

Just a little teaser to get your brain going this Snowy Monday morning!
To find out the age of a person;
Multiply your age by 2.
Add 5.
Multiply the result by 50.
Add the number of coins in your pocket!
Subtract the number of days in a year.
Add 115 to the result and you will be left with a 4 digit number.
The first two give the age & the second give the number of coins in your pocket.
Merry Christmas!

“There are no goodbyes for us. Wherever you are, you will always be in my heart.”
—Mahatma Gandhi

Once the heart gets too heavy with pain, people don't cry. They just turn silent.Completely silent.

a guy walks into a bar. place is almose empty, just the barkeep and one customer sitting down at the end of the bar. the guy sits down at the bar and doesn't say anything. barkeep walks over and asks "would you like a drink?" the guy smiles, and says "sure, could you make it a double?" "you bet" says the barkeep, pours a double shot, and sits it on the bar. the guy picks up the drink and downs it. "that'll be 7.50" says the barkeep. "oh no" answers the guy. "you asked me if i would like a drink, and i merely accepted your offer. i didn't ask for anything." "what the ..." the barkeep asks, "i never heard anything like that before!" barkeep turns to the other customer and asks "did you ever hear of anything like that?'' "well, " the customer replied, "i am a lawyer, and technically, he is correct. he didn't ask for anything, you asked him, and he accepted your offer." barkeep looks back at the first guy and says "get the hell out of my bar and don't ever come back!" guy walks out of the bar. five minutes later, he walks back in. same hat, same shirt, same guy. barkeep says "didn't i just tell you to scram and never come back in here?" "why no, i dont recall that at all" says the guy. "oh" says the barkeep, "i guess you want another free drink, too!" the guy smiles and says "sure, and since they are free, how about one for my lawyer buddy down there!"

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY WHEN ONE DOOR CLOSE ANOTHER WILL OPEN AND CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!

This is the 4th book in this series, and it was great entertainment from the very first page. It was full of laughs, a little suspense, romance, and an attitude that shows curvy girls can not only be sexy, but they can also be strong and competent.
the club the lead female in this book works at a club that has many curvy strippers. When she is fixed up by the bosses mother for Thanksgiving dinner, it is a night that would change her life. Her blind date is her fated mate, and he does not think he is worthy of her. Their love grew so strong , and they were so connected, he was willing to give his life to protect her, and she ends up saving his life. This book is definitionally a must for anyone who likes shifter romances.